$26.99 When I learned of the Boston Marathon bombing, I immediately thought of the opening of Die Hard with a Vengeance. Then I imagined myself shooting the culprit á la Jack Ruby, blowing police away telekinetically as they're about to apprehend me, and revealing myself…
Date Archives April 2013
I Know What You Did 16 Summers Ago
Watch R. Kelly Perform "Ignition" With Phoenix at Coachella
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
15. The Claw of Shame (Nathan For You, S01E07) If I could, I would share the whole episode. It's a candidate for Adam Riff™ Television Episode of the Year, along with "White Bear" (Black Mirror, S02E02). Honourable Mention Carl cuts Frank's hair (Shameless, S03E12) Cribs…
Young Adult
At the gym, when a treadmill asks me for my age, it feels odd entering "3-0." Physically, I feel 30 — I use a standing desk, and for some reason, my hands go numb when I shower nowadays — but otherwise, it's like I'm pretending…
I had a dream that I was a vandal
Previously on Adam Riff™: 2005 2009 2013 Never change, Japan. How are cage-free eggs better? Just because a hen isn't caged doesn't mean that it isn't being fed the same shit as a caged hen, or managed similarly. And an uncaged hen still exists to…
The Secret Life of RJ Mitte
[source] This should be the Breaking Bad spin-off.
Have WWE Legend X-Pac Send You or A Loved One a Personalized Message on TOUT
[source] Where do I begin?
I had it all and now I have everything else
Dear busker who is setting up shop below my windows: I appreciate that you switched from an electric guitar to an acoustic one, but can you please learn some more songs? Your seeming loop of "Someday" by The Strokes is excruciating. Also, if you need…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
Today is the fourth anniversary of The Agony of Defeat, Adam Riff™'s sports Tumblr. Four more years? 14. Oh no they didn't (WWE Raw, 04-01-13) Paul Bearer's real son: If anyone is wondering, yes WWE did come to us wanting approval for tonight's storyline. The…
Oblivion
I can't stop mimicking this.