15. The Claw of Shame (Nathan For You, S01E07)
If I could, I would share the whole episode. It's a candidate for Adam Riff™ Television Episode of the Year, along with "White Bear" (Black Mirror, S02E02).
Honourable Mention
- Carl cuts Frank's hair (Shameless, S03E12)
- Cribs (Loiter Squad, S02E05)
- Randy Orton forgets his line (WWE Raw, 04-08-13)
- The greatest ever example of a crowd saying "fuck it" to playing along and shitting all over a boring, pandering, unimportant match between guys they hate (WWE Raw, 04-08-13)
- Ron eats a banana (Parks and Recreation, S05E18)
- Twinsanity (The Ben Show, S01E07)
- Ian Rubbish and the Bizarros (Saturday Night Live, S38E18)
Stray Observations
- "It's a shame the throne isn't made out of cock. They'd have never got him off it." (Game of Thrones, S03E02)
- Joffrey's bow (Game of Thrones, S03E02)
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"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
"Cordless or a landline?"
"Sidekick." (Shameless, S03E12) - The writers just dropped Sheila's agoraphobia (Shameless, S03E12)
- Betty's pillow talk (Mad Men, S05E01)
- "Heaven's a little morbid. How do you get to Heaven? Something terrible has to happen." (Mad Men, S05E01)
- All the episodes this season are titled after black films (Loiter Squad, S02E05)
- RT: Joe's working on an _actual_ novel? You mean it's not just a heavy-handed metaphor? What the fuck? (The Following, S01E12)
- "I thought you were Jane Lynch." (New Girl, S02E22)
- Alfredo (New Girl, S02E22)
- "Three more weeks of winter." (New Girl, S02E22)
- "Hello, Jew." (New Girl, S02E22)
Also: Pork sung donuts! (Top Chef Canada, S03E04)
- Guest judge Trish Stratus (Top Chef Canada, S03E04)
- "I always knew I was an Electra. Ryan Electra." (Suburgatory, S02E20)
- Gordon Gartrell shirt – Cosby Show reference (Suburgatory, S02E20)
- Dog Cat Mouse (The Office, S09E19)
- Carl Channing (Archer, S04E13)
(Archer, S04E13)
- "Weakest swimmer." (Archer, S04E13)
- "You can lie, but your boner can't." (Archer, S04E13)
- "Killing must feel good to God too. He does it all the time. And are we not created in his image?" (Hannibal, S01E02)
- "To make matters worse, I found out that the robot whose precision would determine my fate ran on Windows 95." (Nathan For You, S01E07)
- "Oh no, we are seeing pubic hair." (Nathan For You, S01E07)
- "The united nations of farts." (Happy Endings, S03E18)
- "Early spring in Chicago is really just winter." (Happy Endings, S03E18)
(Spartacus, S03E10)