Today is the fourth anniversary of The Agony of Defeat, Adam Riff™'s sports Tumblr. Four more years?
14. Oh no they didn't (WWE Raw, 04-01-13)
Paul Bearer's real son: If anyone is wondering, yes WWE did come to us wanting approval for tonight's storyline. The way it was presented to us was ok. Seeing it on screen was a different story. I don't even know what to say.
Honourable Mention
- The Blind Side 2 (Loiter Squad, S02E04)
- Stan's speech about the bird and the soft mouth (The Americans, S01E09)
- Father Figure (New Girl, S02E21)
- Todd Bridges Animated Crack Stories: Baseball Bat (The Ben Show, S01E06)
- Outside the Lines (Saturday Night Live, S38E17)
Stray Observations
- Carl's baseball bat silencer (The Walking Dead, S03E16)
- RT: Carl: "Dad, I'm turning into a cold-blooded killer." Rick: "Pssh, whatevs." (The Walking Dead, S03E16)
- RT: What's her name who hid under the body… That was a stupid strategy. (The Walking Dead, S03E16)
- Good riddance to Andrea (The Walking Dead, S03E16)
- RT: Why would they choose the prison over Woodbury? (The Walking Dead, S03E16)
- "My master points out that men don't need nipples." (Game of Thrones, S03E01)
- "Well, I'm sorry I tried to kill you – according to you, anyway." (Bates Motel, S01E03)
- "You think this beard makes me Santa? I'm an elf." (Justified, S04E13)
(Justified, S04E13)
- "Higher up the mountain, worse the footing gets." (Justified, S04E13)
- "Natural One" – from the Kids soundtrack to (Suburgatory, S02E19)
- "I do like the idea of popcorn kernels in the pancake batter so they self-flip." (Modern Family, S04E19)
- "Shoot yourself into me, Clark!" (The Americans, S01E09)
- "The Revolutionary War: America won." (The Americans, S01E09)
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"You do realize that if you call it a Sophie B. Hawkins dance, people will expect Sophie B. Hawkins to actually be there, right?"
"[laughs] Yes. And when she comes, I'm gonna be like, I will remember you doubting me."
"That's a Sarah McLachlan song." (Community, S04E08) -
"That's guy's like Teflon. No matter how much awful stuff he does, he keeps getting another chance."
"Yeah, he's like the Colin Farrell of people." (Community, S04E08) - "There's only one thing I hate more than lying – skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk." (Parks and Recreation, S05E17)
- "Nice to meet you. Eat fresh." (The Office, S09E18)
- "It is super emotional, like in Toy Story." (The Office, S09E18)
- "If so, food." (New Girl, S02E21)
- Pam's allergy face (Archer, S04E12)
(Hannibal, S01E01)
- Fuller: I've been wanting to do the [Shining] bathroom [set] forever. I tried to do it several times on Pushing Daisies but we always had budget restrictions and I wanted it to be exactly like that bathroom. Every show I've done I wanted to build a bathroom that looked like that space. (Hannibal, S01E01)
- "I am Sean Connery. I want massage." (Nathan For You, S01E06)
- "You look like an assistant manager at a Jacksonville multiplex." (Happy Endings, S03E16)
- "Damn you, you Kevin Smith smell-alike!" (Happy Endings, S03E16)
- One-armed man – Fugitive reference (Happy Endings, S03E17)
- Green Man suits (Shark Tank, S04E21)