Previously on Adam Riff™:
By my count, [Dick] Vitale clasps his hands 59 times. It's like he's playing a light gun shooter where you clasp your hands to reload. What a strange default position.
I cropped the original video and stripped its audio so you can focus on his bizarre boomerang hands.
Idea: A series of vignettes imagining the events behind Yahoo! Answers questions. Or a podcast – How Did This Get Asked?
Sooooo a Chicago-style pan pizza?