"This is my fuckin' dream y'all. I got shit! I got fuckin' shorts y'all! I got 'Scarface' on repeat y'all! I got Calvin Klein Escape!"
"LOOK AT MY SHEEEEIT! I GOT MY FUCKIN' NUNCHUCKS."
State Fair of Texas Food Item Idea: Deep Fried Chipotle Burrito Bowl Bites.
Jon: King of the Nerds should cast a magic enthusiast for season two.
Rory: Magic the craft or Magic: The Gathering?
Jon: Why not both? Cast a magician and a Magic player.
NFL = Facebook
MLB = MySpace
NBA = Tumblr
NHL = Google+
Soccer = Reddit
NASCAR = LinkedIn?
In light of the buzz over DeAndre Jordan's dunk on Brandon Knight, the NBA should convert its sinking Sprite Slam Dunk Contest into a series of slam dunk showdowns promoted like a fight card. One dunker, one defender, first to five successful dunks wins.
LeBron vs. Durant
Griffin vs. Westbrook
Iguodala vs. Green
George vs. White