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9. Kev tries to impregnate his girlfriend's mom (Shameless, S03E06)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
    "Like fists?" (Shameless, S03E06)
  • Ben Wa balls! (Shameless, S03E06)
  • Frank's urine test solution (Shameless, S03E06)
  • "My Taylor Lautner's fingers keychain." (Jimmy Kimmel Live, 02-24-13)


Matt Damon eating a sandwich (Jimmy Kimmel Live, 02-24-13)


Rare [and reportedly unauthorized] piledriver (WWE Raw, 02-25-13)

  • "We're pretty awesome wingmen for each other, because we're both the guy that girls want to sleep with, and we're both the other guy too."
    "Neither one of us is Tom Cruise or the other one. We're both Iceman." (New Girl, S02E18)
  • "If you ever come around this house again, you best be prepared for me to get inhospitable." (Justified, S04E08)
  • "Now all the things you've done, the way you've built your fortunes, it might make you criminals, but it don't make you outlaws. I am the outlaw, and this is my world, and my world has a high cost of living."
    "How much do you want?"
    "A hundred."
    "Thousand?"
    "Each. Oh, and I want you to help me get a Dairy Queen franchise." (Justified, S04E08)
  • "Dairy Queen is like California real estate – value may dip every now and then, but it always goes back up in the summer time." (Justified, S04E08)
  • "It's funny, because whenever your grandmother orgasmed with me, she always screamed 'Brookstone.'" (The Jeselnik Offensive, S01E02)
  • Brandon's terrible tattoos (Survivor, S26E03)
  • "Tessa's gonna attend a school that values a curious mind, creativity, hard work, intellect, whereas you're most likely gonna attend the University of Florida." (Suburgatory, S02E15)
  • Hogan's Villains (Community, S04E04)
  • "That's my fish! His name's Jermaine!" (Archer, S04E07)
  • "A.B.B.A.B. – Always Be Berating and Belittling." (Archer, S04E07)
  • GameCubes (King of the Nerds, S01E07)
  • "You guys want tickets to the gun show? Then make sure Ben doesn't take off his shirt, 'cause that's called 'the flappy Jew show.'" (The Ben Show, S01E01)
  • "Frozen yogurt is one of the most popular treats in America, enjoyed by everyone, like Asian women." (Nathan For You, S01E01)
  • Mark Cuban hates wristband products (Shark Tank, S04E18)
  • "Nothing is more racist than having one black friend." (Saturday Night Live, S38E15)


(Saturday Night Live, S38E15)

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