Blingo Millions

Kelly Knows Something (1994)
When the Bundy TV set blows its condenser, Al decides to try out for a place on a new sports trivia game show, hoping to win a new TV set as the first prize. But when he is denied because of his lack of personality, Al tries to transfer his knowledge of sports to Kelly to win the show for him. But for each fact that she takes in, another falls out.


INT. JON'S HEAD – AFTERNOON

Heh. Bynum is like the basketball version of…..of…..G_d, I'm blanking. He played for the Dolphins. Running back. Texas. [pause] Fuck, what is his name?!

[googles "Mike Ditka wedding dress"]

Ricky Williams!


INT. JON'S HEAD – EVENING

"Seinfeld uncle." Three letters. Uncle Ben? No, that's Spider-Man. And rice.

Uncle…..blimey! What is his name?! Abe Vigoda-lookin' motherfucker…


INT. JON'S HEAD – MORNING

Remember Sammy Jankis.

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