WUT. How did I miss this?

"24-Hour Apple Store"

12:06 a.m. | monday
Pepe: Hey, can you do me a favour? How tired are you?
Jon: What?
Pepe: I need an iPad Mini.
Jon: Now? You can't get one in Cleveland?
Pepe: I'd like to set it up before I leave.
Jon: [pause]
Pepe: Please? I'll reimburse your cab fare.
Jon: [sigh] Fine. 5th and…57th?
Pepe: 58th.

12:18 a.m.
Jon: Hey, I can't get a cab.
Pepe: What? Go to 6th Avenue.
Jon: I am on 6th Avenue! But everyone is returning home from Oscar parties, I think.

12:22 a.m.
Fuck this. Subway time.

12:27 a.m.
Should've brought a book.

12:32 a.m.
What is that rat doing?

12:38 a.m.
Guh. Where are the trains?!

12:42 a.m.
Fuck this. I should be able to get a cab now.

1:36 a.m.
Pepe: What took you so long?
Jon: [pause]

1:00 a.m. | 53rd and 6th halal cart
Jon: Can I get a combo platter?