Previously on Adam Riff™ (July 30, 2001):
The first thing you notice about Philadelphia is the smell. The city has a distinct smell, like Chinatown, any Chinatown. Think pungent fish.
That post is mortifying to read nowadays.
Anyhow, seeing as how I'm stuck on the east coast, might as well further explore its foreign lands.
If I had planned better, I could have competed in Friday's Wing Bowl, but a 12-hour restaurant crawl will suffice.
My body is ready.