Your arms are just too short to box with God

Previously on Adam Riff™:

In 2013, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will achieve a rare "Jude Law":

Snitch (February 22)
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (March 29)
Pain and Gain (April 26)
The Fast and the Furious 6 (May 24)

No release date yet for Empire State (late June?).


Update:

Snitch (February 22)
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (March 29)
Pain and Gain (April 26)
The Fast and the Furious 6 (May 24)
Empire State (June 10)

And this summer, The Rock will host a reality show on TNT.

Almost six movies and a season.


My Monday afternoon:

Steven: i bet you money, ANYONE else you ask, will know where that line is from
Steven: "look what you did you little jerk"
Jon: that could be from any film
Steven: I KNOW, but the cool part is, people will immediately know what it is
Steven: 10 out of 10 people have guessed it
Steven: cept you
Steven: 10 outta 11

Drew: home alone?
Jon: dammit
Drew: what else would it be from?
Jon: problem child?

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