I lost my head in San Francisco waiting for the fog to roll out

INT. CANTINA – SATURDAY NIGHT

A stranger sits down beside me. The Vikings-Packers game is on.

Stranger: Who do you think will win the Super Bowl? I hope Peyton Manning wins. Don't let the 49ers hat I'm wearing fool you; I'm a Bears fan.

Jon: Ah.

Stranger: Hey, you want to hear a funny story? Ten minutes ago, I woke up in a bush and couldn't figure out where I was.

[pause]

Stranger: I'm not from around here. I'm here for rehab. Anyway, I stumbled upon this place and look at me now! A margarita, chips and salsa, football…


Seeing Jimmer Fredette at his wedding and Team USA celebrating gold, it's clear that NBA All-Star Saturday Night needs a dance-off.


We need to find a way for Johnny Manziel and Rob Gronkowski to party together. A cruise, perhaps? "Gro-Man-tic Getaway."

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