A more palatable list than The Year in Penises.
7. Dipping Sauces and Tots (Breaking Bad)
Twenty years ago, I wrote a comedy in which a scientist accidentally kills God and feels really terrible about it. Meanwhile, his former lab assistant goes on to fame and fortune by inventing something called "Franch" — a salad dressing that's half-French, half-ranch. I confess, I was cannibalizing an idea from an old script…but since it's clearly never going to be made into a movie, I figured "what the hell?"
6. Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp (Parks and Recreation)
A three-clip franken-scene featuring two separate callbacks to season one.
5. Shawarma (The Avengers)
Chris Hemsworth ate one pita sandwich each take and grew sick.
4. Hot Dogs (Conan)
3. Potato Skins and Nachos (Delocated)
A four-clip franken-scene.
2. Pizza (Sleepwalk With Me)
The pizza pillow was made by Roberta's in Brooklyn.
1. Fried Chicken (Killer Joe)
This whole list was conceived as an excuse to share this scene so…buen provecho.