48. Vagina Monologue (New Girl, S02E09)
Stray Observations
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"Whistles stop hundreds of crimes every year."
"And thousands of basketball plays." (Bob's Burgers, S03E06) - "She can do that and park anywhere she wants." (Bob's Burgers, S03E06)
- Deus ex cabin-a (The Walking Dead, S03E07)
- "I need a bath, some chow, and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E11)
- John Cena's terrible kissing (WWE Raw, 11-26-12)
(Ben and Kate, S01E09)
- "It gets better with age. It's like the vagina Helen Mirren." (New Girl, S02E09)
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"You can't throw my microwive away! It's the only thing I love! It's what makes burritos delicious!"
"You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"
"You're putting me in a tough spot." (New Girl, S02E09) - "Let's be guys, just for today. Let's care about stupid things, talk about sharks, and sci-fi movies, and making everything wireless." (New Girl, S02E09)
(30 Rock, S07E07)
- "What is it called when two men intertwine their penises, like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet? Is it called 'red vining'?" (The Office, S09E08)
- I sure have missed these characters who are on the show every week! (Glee, S04E08)
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"So on the Jackson scale, you kinda want between Tito and Janet."
"I don't want Janet's nose. It's a little too thin for me. I don't want Tito's nose. It's a little too wide for me."
"Look at Jermaine."
"Jermaine has a nice damn nose." (The League, S04E07)