30 Nov 12

This place has broken my American heart

More people need to see this ad so I can parody it.

"I gotta tell ya…"

"A lot easier…"

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Cribsheet
the week of 05.12.13

Star Trek Into Darkness

film in theatres wed 05.15
from the creators of lost and fringe

the rise of khan

features 30 minutes of footage shot in imax

Series Finale
The Office
thu 05.16 @ 9:00 pm (nbc)
months after the airing of the documentary on pbs, dunder mifflin employees, past and present, reunite

preceded by an hour-long office retrospective

Season Finale
New Girl
tue 05.14 @ 9:00 pm (fox)

Season Finale
Arrow
wed 05.15 @ 8:00 pm (cw)

Season Finale
The Big Bang Theory
thu 05.16 @ 8:00 pm (cbs)

Season Finale
Scandal
thu 05.16 @ 10:00 pm (abc)

Season Finale
Shark Tank
fri 05.17 @ 8:00 pm (abc)

Season Finale
Doctor Who
sat 05.18 @ 8:00 pm (bbca)

Season Finale
Saturday Night Live
sat 05.18 @ 11:30 pm (nbc)
hosted by ben affleck with musical guest kanye west

NHL Hockey
Stanley Cup Playoffs: 2nd Round
begins tue 05.14 @ 7:30 pm et (nbcsn)
rangers vs. bruins!
blackhawks vs. red wings!
sharks vs. kings!

Frances Ha
limited release fri 05.17
from noah baumbach (greenberg)

an aspiring modern dancer finds herself adrifzzzzz

The Wonder Years
"The Devil in My Bloodstream"
off the album the greatest generation,
legally available tue 05.14
» download

The Dillinger Escape Plan
"Nothing's Funny"
off the album one of us is the killer,
legally available tue 05.14
» download

John Newman
"Love Me Again"
white label
» download

Mac Miller
"Watching Movies"
off the album watching movies with the sound off, legally available tue 06.18
» download

10th Anniversary
The Matrix Reloaded
film released thu 05.15.03
the most successful
r-rated film ever

Cloud Atlas
home video available tue 05.14

Vampire Weekend
'Modern Vampires of the City'
album legally available tue 05.14

MS MR
'Secondhand Rapture'
album legally available tue 05.14

The Boxer Rebellion
'Promises'
album legally available tue 05.14

Bibio
'Silver Wilkinson'
album legally available tue 05.14

Small Black
'Limits of Desire'
album legally available tue 05.14

Anamanaguchi
'Endless Fantasy'
album legally available tue 05.14

Metro: Last Light
pc, ps3, x360 game available tue 05.14

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RT @vanmega: Let's all shut up about Daft Punk, guys.
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"Star Trek Into Darkness" is like J.J. Abrams' demo reel for the "Star Wars 7" job.
At a 9:00 a.m. screening of "Star Trek Into Darkness" because I'm a cheap motherfecker. Ticket still cost $17. NYC!
The Game Of Thrones showrunners wrote an upcoming episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia http://t.co/FEMPOvkYIL
TNT Developing "Monopoly" Reality Show http://t.co/0UD8UqS2Oh
The reading material at this barber shop is Playboy mags.
Nasim Pedrad is the only full-blooded Asian cast member in "Saturday Night Live" history, and she's Iranian.
"27% of voters said they thought hipsters should be subjected to a special tax for being so annoying" http://t.co/1GL1n5WtB5
Nothing is more phallic than a chocolate-covered banana.
Passed the Bluth's frozen banana stand outside Radio City Music Hall on my way to fire an employee.
Mother's Day dinner at Chipotle