Black Thursday
In recent years, retailers have been trending towards opening on Thanksgiving evening. In 2012, Walmart, Sears, and Kmart will begin Black Friday sales [Thursday] at 8pm, while Target and Toys "R" Us will open at 9pm.
By the time I die, Black Friday will stretch a whole week, like a girl's birthday.
As my family's Thanksgiving gathering this year will be nuclear, I'm trying to convince my mother to just serve a family-style Thanksgiving poutine – sweet potato fries topped with dark turkey meat, turkey gravy, cheese curds, cornbread stuffing, cranberry sauce, and smashed pumpkin pie. I'm still tinkering with the recipe. Including mashed potatoes seems like overkill.
While researching Thanksgiving poutines, I stumbled upon a poutine food truck in Los Angeles that offers poutine sliders:
two mini all beef burgers topped with hand-cut fries, fresh cheese curds, and your choice of gravy, on King's Hawaiian® sweet rolls
IDEA: THANKSGIVING-THEMED CONVEYOR TROUGH RESTAURANT
Open a restaurant that serves thanksgiving-themed food on troughs on a rotating conveyor belt that winds through the dining area and moves past every table. Armed with ice-cream scoopers, customers ladle up food that they like as it passes by. It's like a Japanese sushi-go-round but with stuffing, mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
To dreeeeam the impossible dreeeeam…
This is my queeeest! To follow that staaaar!
I see your obsession with Thanksgiving food continues to thrive.