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Date Archives November 2012
In silence, I'd kill him with punches
2001 Grammy Awards: Album of the Year Midnite Vultures – Beck Two Against Nature – Steely Dan The Marshall Mathers LP – Eminem Kid A – Radiohead You're the One – Paul Simon Steely Dan's win still boggles my noggin. How do you look at…
The redhead said you shred the cello
Tootsie Roll-flavoured beer at Cervecería de MateVeza in San Francisco "I don't think I would have been able to get this CEO job if I hadn't shaved my head," says Adams. Adams has supplemented his makeover by trading in his button-down shirts for T-shirts, making…
Nights forgotten and left for dead
The taxi driver who drove me from the airport to my home didn't ask me about Mal. Time had erased me a little, rubbed me out. I had faded like a photograph buried under soil. I was tanned and older, weathered and experienced and fat….
Predatory Glow
// Starbucks Coffee Pepe: Why is your iPhone in a Ziploc bag? Jon: To protect the screen. Pepe: [pause] Jon: It doubles as a case. Pepe: At least use a snack-size bag. // CVS Pharmacy Cherry ChapStick, Cherry ChapStick… Cherry ChapStick! $1.99. Hmm… I feel…
Trojans for Life
Free association:
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
47. Ow! My Balls! (Killer Karaoke, S01E01) Honourable Mention My Neighbor Totoro parody (Bob's Burgers, S03E05) The perks of being a wiretapper (Homeland, S02E08) The sing-off (Ben and Kate, S01E08) Stray Observations And then there were no original cast members. (Misfits, S04E04) "No profanity" in…
1 down and 3.6 tomorrow
The guests on last Sunday's episode of Talking Dead, AMC's Walking Dead after-show, were Joel Madden (of Good Charlotte) and Sarah Silverman. I hear they were terrible. The guests on this Sunday's episode of Talking Dead will be WWE champion CM Punk and Yvette Nicole…