Previously on Adam Riff™: A USB symbol-shaped floater in my right eye has been irritating the feck out of me. I wish I could just rip it out, along with the solar lentigines on my left cheek and ear. Jon: For you, the hole puncher…
Date Archives September 2012
Noise State
So who's eligible for a "Best Original Song" Oscar next February? Badly Drawn Boy – Being Flynn Taylor Swift, Arcade Fire – The Hunger Games Mike Shinoda (Linkin Park) – The Raid: Redemption Soundgarden – The Avengers Mumford and Sons – Brave R. Kelly –…
Coming Attractions
FDR: American Badass (2012) After contracting polio from a venomous werewolf bite, FDR ends WWII by exacting revenge on an army of Nazi-werewolves with the help of a team of historic figures. "Deal…or New Deal?" YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH OFFICIAL REDBAND TRAILER According to IMDb, Kevin Sorbo plays…
Midnight City
All told, the world's airlines spend $7 billion-8 billion a year taxiing between passenger gates and the runway. [source] Back from Vegas. Next: Detroit/Chicago. While in Vegas, I finished reading Bad Monkeys by Matt Ruff, the climax of which is set in Vegas, and partly…
ShipRocked 2012
It's like a floating Guantanamo.
The Phallazzo
Can Disney sue? I don't think the genie in the folk story is blue. I've also seen knock-off Wheel of Fortune slot machines. When you insert money into the Dark Knight-themed slot machine, it should play a clip of The Joker setting a mountain of…
JACK & JONES Originals
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Phallus Station
"Where are you headed?" Do I have to tell you? You just open and close taxi doors. "The, uhhh, Erotic Heritage Museum." [to taxi driver] "Erotic Heritage Museum!" The anti-gravity Landspeeder from Axel Braun's blockbuster movie Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, along with a…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
37. Late Show with David Lynch (Louie, S03E11) Honourable Mention Andy and Nancy at the spot of Judah’s death (Weeds, S08E11) Jerry Lawler collapses during a match on live television (WWE Raw, 09-10-12) Pope burns Tig's daughter alive in front of him (Sons of Anarchy,…