Phallus Station

"Where are you headed?"

Do I have to tell you? You just open and close taxi doors.

"The, uhhh, Erotic Heritage Museum."

[to taxi driver] "Erotic Heritage Museum!"

The anti-gravity Landspeeder from Axel Braun's blockbuster movie Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, along with a sexy female Storm Trooper and Sand Person, has landed in a prime location at The Erotic Heritage Museum (EHM) in Las Vegas. [source]


Of all the derelict, off-Strip real estate I've seen, the Liberace Museum strip mall is the saddest.


This is a Ferris wheel too?

Two Ferris wheels are currently being constructed on the Strip. Two Ferris wheels two miles apart.

Ferris Wheel Idea: Cercle du Soleil by Cirque du Soleil.


"Where are you headed?"

"Heh. Vegas Stripper University."

[...]

"It may be called 'Las Vegas Stripper Poles.'"


Woof. Should've have consumed that chocolate shake with Makers Mark 46, peanut butter, banana, walnut liqueur, and maple bacon sprinkles before a Maryland crab feast lunch.

I don't wish foodie-ism on anyone who likes to travel. If I never have to try a restaurant's signature fried chicken again…

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