Phallus Station

"Where are you headed?"

Do I have to tell you? You just open and close taxi doors.

"The, uhhh, Erotic Heritage Museum."

[to taxi driver] "Erotic Heritage Museum!"

The anti-gravity Landspeeder from Axel Braun's blockbuster movie Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, along with a sexy female Storm Trooper and Sand Person, has landed in a prime location at The Erotic Heritage Museum (EHM) in Las Vegas. [source]

Of all the derelict, off-Strip real estate I've seen, the Liberace Museum strip mall is the saddest.

This is a Ferris wheel too?

Two Ferris wheels are currently being constructed on the Strip. Two Ferris wheels two miles apart.

Ferris Wheel Idea: Cercle du Soleil by Cirque du Soleil.

"Where are you headed?"

"Heh. Vegas Stripper University."


"It may be called 'Las Vegas Stripper Poles.'"

Woof. Should've have consumed that chocolate shake with Makers Mark 46, peanut butter, banana, walnut liqueur, and maple bacon sprinkles before a Maryland crab feast lunch.

I don't wish foodie-ism on anyone who likes to travel. If I never have to try a restaurant's signature fried chicken again…

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