39. Doll Repair (Louie, S03E13) Honourable Mention When Daniel Met Kane (WWE Raw, 09-24-12) Mary Magdalene's Pimp (Key and Peele, S02E01) Captain's Monologue (Last Resort, S01E01) Stray Observations "Look at me, girl. Am I interesting now?" (Boardwalk Empire, S03E02) The amazing, in-continuity callback of Kane…
Date Archives September 2012
The Voyage of the Mimi
"Your iPhone 5 order has shipped!" Of course it ships the day I leave home for 19 days. Of course. You are cordially invited to get fat with me.
Murder For Pizza
Pepe: Hey, can you fly out to New York City this weekend? I need a flat-sitter. Jon: This weekend? [grumbles] I just returned from two weeks in Vegas and leave for Detroit and Chicago in two weeks. Pepe: What's in Detroit? Jon: A wedding. Pepe:…
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
What should I watch today: Runway Cop or… The Mommy Returns? She may just be spending daddy's money, but Megan Ellison, the 26-year-old daughter of Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, is a welcome player in the film industry. Her production company financed or is financing: The…
If you ever see yourself coming out of a time machine, run. [19]
Chronological living is a kind of lie. Existence doesn't have more meaning in one direction than it does in any other. Most people I know live their lives moving in a constant forward direction, the whole time looking backward. [22] I just finished reading How…
All New Cast
Previously on Adam Riff™: GH: We shot this mockumentary thing about — because everybody used to joke that Rob looked like Haley Joel Osment — Rob playing Haley Joel Osment in his twenties, years later, and Charlie played Frankie Muniz years later. What is Frankie…
Bad Scene, Everyone's Fault
Picnic on a Stick – Pieces of delicious spicy fried chicken alternate tater tots and slices of dill pickle. Repeated three times on a stick then dipped in batter, rolled in bread crumbs, and fried until golden brown, this picnic wouldn't be complete without its…
How to get to purest hell
Oof. And this is excluding sports telecasts and wrestling pay-per-views. I'm most excited for the return of Happy Endings. related: Riding Shotgun with [Happy Endings'] Adam Pally: Episode 2 – Colin Hanks and Fred Savage
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
38. The Turtle (The Office, S09E01) Honourable Mention Snot Faux Pas (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E09) Chaos on Bullshit Mountain – The Entitlement Society (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 09-19-12) Sexy "Oops!… I Did It Again" (Glee, S04E02) Louie, S03E12 Stray Observations "And…