From the network that brought you I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant:
Discovery Fit & Health introduces a new series, I WAS IMPALED Saturday, September 8 at 10 PM ET/PT.
Episodes include the following stories:
A french fry rips a man's esophagus, a gardener falls face first onto his pruning shears, a woman is impaled through her neck by a Christmas tree, a man nearly dies after being pumped full of enough air to blow up a thousand party balloons.
In the rest of the world, I Was Impaled will be titled Body Invaders.
I've been catching up on Degrassi. Wa wa wee wa!