Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse

Schwarzenegger: "I'll be back." Willis: "You've been back enough. I'll be back!" [source]

The Expendables 2 is the 13th film in which Arnold Schwarzenegger says "I'll be back" or a variation of it. That's over half of his films since The Terminator.

"I'll be back" – the John Munch of catchphrases.

Schwarzenegger's next film is directed by Kim Ji-woon, one of the best directors working today. I'm hoping for Face/Off but expecting Broken Arrow.

Speaking at the London Press Conference for The Expendables 2, Sylvester Stallone hint[ed] that the franchise might enter the realm of science fiction going forward. [source]

The Expendables 3: Demi Moore joins Sly, Arnie, and Bruce to save the planet Hollywood.


A Facebook page has emerged to vent, called "Bellingham Costco needs a special time just for Americans." It features rants about rude Canadians who buy up all the milk (by the double-gallon) and take forever in the gas line (with their extra gas cans).

"Costco should make a special time during the day that is American members only," wrote the page's administrator, who described local Costco shoppers as "Founding customers." [source]

Are you reading this, A&E? Bhoarders!

"Reason for entering Canada?"
"Liquor."

"Reason for entering America?"
"Milk."

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