32. In the bedroom (Breaking Bad, S05E04)
- Stephan Feck's 0.0 back flop (Olympic Men's 3m Springboard Diving: Preliminary Round, 08-06-12)
- Carl humps the Green Monster with a robot dong (Aqua Something You Know Whatever, S09E07)
- Ryan learns the truth (Wilfred, S02E08)
(Olympic Men's Basketball: USA vs. Argentina, 08-06-12)
- "If you pause Call of Duty for someone, that's the fucking one." (Hard Knocks, S07E01)
- "My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day, you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot." (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E01)
- Losing to a boy in a natural beauty pageant (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E01)
- Bidding on miniature bundt cakes and Ruffles at an auction (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E02)
"But it's your tail! If I lose…"
"I'll just…have to tell you when I'm happy." (Wilfred, S02E08)
- "So…fuck you or…sorry." (Louie, S03E07)
- "I would want you to eat me if it meant surviving. Plus, it'd be kind of cool to come out of you as poo." (Childrens Hospital, S04E01)
- Guest stars: Damon on Hung, Glenn on The Walking Dead, Dalia on Suburgatory (NTSF:SD:SUV, S02E01)
"Hey, did you watch the game last night?"
"Michael Douglas is so good in it." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S01E10)