Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

26. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore (The Newsroom, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • Erin Andrews (The Newsroom, S01E01)
  • "I'm a marine, Don! I will beat the shit out of you! I don't care how many protein bars you eat!" (The Newsroom, S01E01)
  • Theme song by Mariachi El Bronx (Aqua Something You Know Whatever, S09E01)
  • "The space I park in used to be for the disabled, but, after lengthy discussions, I got them to rub out the wheelchair." (Alan Partridge: Welcome to the Places of My Life)
  • "If I'm in a good mood, I'll do breaststroke, imagining the water as the face of my late mother." (Alan Partridge: Welcome to the Places of My Life)
  • "The Black Death was very much the HIV of its day. But rather than being transmitted through blood transfusions, sexual intercourse, or heavy kissing, this plague was airborne. Let me put that in context for you: Flying AIDS!" (Alan Partridge: Welcome to the Places of My Life)
  • "You know how I am with girls. I'm like a bull in a vagina shop." (Workaholics, S03E05)
  • "This goes out to Homegirl's two favourite things: Sex and candy." (Workaholics, S03E05)
  • "Brain tumour. The doctor said it was the size of a P'Zone." (Workaholics, S03E05)
  • "Her name was Roberta Paulson." (Workaholics, S03E05)
  • "I just want to screw these two Swedes together like Ikea furniture." (Workaholics, S03E05)
  • "Memory is like the Packers when they're behind by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter – it comes back." (Wilfred, S02E02)
  • "I'm not Dr. Phil, okay? I'm Dr. Wilfred, and I only call myself that when I'm DJing." (Wilfred, S02E02)
  • Long hug (Wilfred, S02E02)
  • "Look at these dumb trees. They're like the Starbucks of the forest." (Eagleheart, S02E12)
  • "[groans] Hippies. Okay, Brett, Susie, follow me. We're about to turn Woodstock [cocks shotgun] into Woodstock '99." (Eagleheart, S02E12)
  • Patchoulia Stiles (Eagleheart, S02E12)
  • "I haven't seen the movie. I only have seen him doing this." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S01E04)



  1. Mike 01 Jul 12 at 18:53

    I think this week's Cribsheet is the first of the year completely devoid of premieres or finales.

    1. Jon 01 Jul 12 at 19:31

      Well, Big Ang is premiering, but I cut it. Editorial decision.


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