At first glance, I thought the man on the right was Trent Reznor. "Don't he and Billy Corgan hate each other?"
I like how Billy replaced James with another Asian man, and D'arcy with another woman.
James, D'arcy, and Jimmy should form a band with a bald white frontman. Ed Kowalczyk is available.
Smashing Pumpkins' current drummer was three years old when Siamese Dream was released.
Death Cab For Cutie: Tomato and peach "Caprese," sweet balsamic, aged cheddar, smokey almond pesto
Flying Lotus: Angel-spiced halibut, caramelized onion and fennel, black olive oil
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks: Beer-fried game hen and yeast-risen waffle, mustard, radish
Death From Above 1979: Berber spiced lamb, grilled paneer, baby eggplant, and minted yogurt
Empire of the Sun: Golden peaches-and-cream push pop, star anise, salt, and gold
Aloe Blacc: Foie gras bon bon, dark chocolate, plum, sea salt
The Malkmus entrée sounds about right.
Were there other cakes? Small wedding? That's not much cake.
I wonder if any of the wedding guests were Asian – awkward!