What do I stand for?

Previously on Adam Riff™:
Last NHL season, I rolled with the Vancouver Canucks. This NHL season, I'm keen on the Los Angeles Kings to win the Stanley Cup at 14/1 odds, but the Pittsburgh Penguins at 10/1 odds seems like a shrewder bet.

[punches fire extinguisher]

LOS ANGELES, CA: Owner Mark Davis of the Oakland Raiders sits courtside as the Los Angeles Clippers take on the San Antonio Spurs.

Of course the owner of the Raiders is a Clippers fan. Of course.

From the culture that brought you Oreo packaging hair:

Why doesn't a black hair-styling reality competition exist? Shear Genius + Work of Art.

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