—What are you writing?
—Community spec scripts. See if I can fill one of the show's writer vacancies.
—"Backwards Episode," "What if Greendale was a massive luxury liner called Titanic?"…
—If you haven't seen it, it's new to you.
—The study group members are each an aspect of Dan Harmon's psyche.
20. Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne (Community, S03E20)
- Day Laboring (Loiter Squad, S01E08)
- Body Swap (Glee, S03E20)
- Celine Dion – "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" (Glee, S03E21)
- Grouplove – "Tongue Tied" (Glee, S03E21)
- The Shirt Off: Chuck vs. Shaq (Inside the NBA, 05-15-12)
- So You Think You Can Dance at an Outdoor Music Festival (Saturday Night Live, S37E22)
- "Killing's the sweetest thing there is." (Game of Thrones, S02E07)
- "It's better to be cruel than weak." (Game of Thrones, S02E07)
- "No one can survive in this world without help." (Game of Thrones, S02E07)
- "The more people you love, the weaker you are." (Game of Thrones, S02E07)
- "How Jewish are they? You know, Fiddler on the Roof – audience or cast?" (Mad Men, S05E09)
- "It's easy to forget what a big slice of our country rubs shoulders with a failed state by the name of Mexico. Now if you had bad neighbours who came into your garden every night to crap a butt-full of drugs and beans on your flowers, you might think about building a fence." (Veep, S01E04)
- "Hey, I don't bail! I am still watching Smash, Criss!" (30 Rock, S06E22)
- "Awww, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the Bay Area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater." (30 Rock, S06E22)
- "It is hard out there for a fake Moby." (Community, S03E21)
- "You're average, Britta Perry. You're every kid on the playground that didn't get picked on. You're a business casual potted plant, a human white sale. You're VH1, RoboCop 2, and Back to the Future 3. You're the centre slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the centre slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi." (Community, S03E22)
- "Cruel. Cruel, cruel, cruel." (Community, S03E22)
- "That's right, Jeff. I went there. You drove me there. Miss Daisy's in the house. Thanks for the ride, sorry about slavery." (Community, S03E22)
"Who cares? Everything is terrible."
"Oh, no. Have you been watching Dance Moms again?" (Community, S03E22)
- Khloe Kardashian: "I've never seen a white penis before. I don't know what they look like." (Punk'd, S09E08)