Rostislav: What are you doing for Mother's Day?
Jon: I need to be able to emotionally detach myself from my mother. While cleaning my pantry, I found an old photo of my parents on a cruise and realized that I may not be able to cope with her death otherwise.
Jon: Also, she's currently overseas, so…
Zapatería Employee: You work at Google, right?
Jon: Heh. No.
Zapatería Employee: Well, you look like you work at Google.
Jon: I'm a master of disguise.
[at a park with B's children]
Jon: You play that, right?
Macts: That's bronco. I'm pinto.
Jon: Ah. Which team do you play for?
Jon: You play for the Phillies and the Pirates?
Macts: No. Phillies were my team when I was five years old.
Jon: Ah. Okay, what do you two want to eat for dinner?