The four food groups. related: Chinese Food and Doughnuts: A California Mystery Restaurant Concept Idea: Chinese food with donuts. Orange chicken sandwich: A fried chicken breast between two halves of a toroidal donut that is glazed in "orange" sauce. Fried rice donut: A spherical donut…
Date Archives May 2012
Bricks and Bombs
Idea: Replace CAPTCHAs with simple homophone questions. Your/You're fired! Type in the correct word. Their/There/They're all gonna laugh at you! Type in the correct word. They would be practical grammar flash cards. Idea: Soccer clubs customize their home fields with sand traps and varied grass…
The darkest day in WWE history
One of my biggest LOLs for the night is Big Show's knockout punch on John Cena at Over The Limit being called the "darkest day in WWE history." Here are ten things off the top of my head that were darker than a guy who…
Coming Attractions
I saw Trailer Park Boys: The Movie with Tony in Windsor. I saw Trailer Park Boys 2 with Tony in Vancouver. Come to think of it, I've seen films with Tony in three Canadian provinces – QC, ON, and BC. Road trip to Calgary for…
She said she used to be the hottest girl in Ajax, but in Montreal she's only an eight-and-a-half
Prometheus That's My Boy Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Magic Mike Ted Savages The Watch The Expendables 2 The number of major film releases this summer that are rated R seems inordinate. And the one that should be rated R, the Total Recall remake, is PG-13….
Targaryen
related: Game of Cones
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
Jonah on "Veep" is quietly one of the best characters on television. — Adam Riff™ (@adamriffs) May 21, 2012 21. Dan courts Jonah (Veep, S01E05) Honourable Mention Epic Chicken Fight (Family Guy, S10E23) Eric's New Show (The Eric Andre Show, S01E01) Stray Observations "You're supposed…
I'm not sad anymore, I'm just tired of this place
—What are you writing? —A parody of Radiohead's "Karma Police." This is white nougat This is white nougat This is white nougat, which is made with nuts I know no one respects my taste in music, but god damn this song is good – "song…
Guy of the Year
Everything is amazing. Spike TV's Guys Choice 2012
The Paperboy
We can confidently predict that when it comes to wild, must-discuss moments from this year's Cannes Film Festival, nothing will top the scene from The Paperboy, Lee Daniels' follow-up to Precious, where Nicole Kidman looms over a supine Zac Efron, cries out, "If anyone's gonna…
That beautiful border between nightmare and morning when you realize that all of the monsters menacing you have evaporated like smoke, leaving behind only the warm blankets and the pale sunlight of a Saturday dawn
Previously on Adam Riff™: I just finished Beat the Reaper by Josh Bazell. It's a brisk, crackin' read about a former killer for the mob who is discovered as a doctor in witness protection. I am eager to dive into its sequel, Wild Thing. I…
What do I stand for?
Previously on Adam Riff™: Last NHL season, I rolled with the Vancouver Canucks. This NHL season, I'm keen on the Los Angeles Kings to win the Stanley Cup at 14/1 odds, but the Pittsburgh Penguins at 10/1 odds seems like a shrewder bet. [punches fire…
Coming Attractions
Wrong Cops is a proposed filthy comedy about disturbed cops by Quentin Dupieux (a.k.a. Mr. Oizo, a.k.a. the writer and director of Rubber). Chapter one (13 minutes) of Wrong Cops, starring Marilyn Manson, will premiere online on Thursday at wrongcops.com. The producer of Wrong Cops…
Avengered Development
NOW, THE STORY OF A SUPERHERO TEAM WHO WAS NEEDED TO FIGHT THINGS, AND THE ONE MAN WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER.
F90X
Matthew Fox has been working out.
Roger Westbrook
Roger Westbrook
Will Smith Has Left And Gone Away
Take a look at Smith's next five projects: Men In Black 3 After Earth, a sci-fi drama about a father and son (Smiths Will and Jaden) investigating an alien planet, directed by M. Night Shyamalan Hancock 2 Bad Boys 3 I, Robot 2 Will Smith…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
—What are you writing? —Community spec scripts. See if I can fill one of the show's writer vacancies. —"Backwards Episode," "What if Greendale was a massive luxury liner called Titanic?"… —If you haven't seen it, it's new to you. —…"Harmon's Head"? —The study group members…