I wonder who originated the "husband, father" Twitter bio archetype.

Do you think Pothead Dad could be a viable reality show?

[googles "pothead dad"]

"Dad Arrested After Kids Turn Him in for Pot"
"Pothead dad abuses 4-month-old daughter"
"Pothead Dad Forgot Kids in Bath"

Mmm…

[googles "stoner dad"]

"Stoner Dad Drops Joint In Toddlers Lunchbox, Gets Arrested"
"Watch Stoner Dad Scares Girl With Chainsaw Video"
"Stoner dad says 1-year-old son 'possessed by devil'"

Stoner Dad?

• Justin Bieber really loves basketball
  lulz of the now