NO CHNS
"Her vanity plate is 'No Chins'? Whuck?"
"Chans, Chens, Chons… 'No Chance'?"
"No chance at what, though? Her? No chance at hooking up with a pudgy elderly woman?"
[googles "CHNS"]
"Oh! 'No Chinese'!"
"Cryptic xenophobia?"
"Maybe she's just frequently mistaken for a Chinese speaker."