Date Archives April 2012

It runs in the family

A cousin on my father's side is visiting from Atlanta. She recently finished the first phase of med school…in the Caribbean. "What are you gonna specialize in?" "Something undemanding, like anesthesiology, or radiology. Anesthesiologists only work half the year." Another cousin on my father's side…

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Sale vale

NO CHNS "Her vanity plate is 'No Chins'? Whuck?" "Chans, Chens, Chons… 'No Chance'?" "No chance at what, though? Her? No chance at hooking up with a pudgy elderly woman?" [googles "CHNS"] "Oh! 'No Chinese'!" "Cryptic xenophobia?" "Maybe she's just frequently mistaken for a Chinese…

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