Warner Bros. will release The Hangover 3 on May 24, 2013, where it will face Fast and Furious 6. The 300 sequel will open August 2, 2013, where Summit's RED sequel and The Smurfs 2 now reside. Pacific Rim is back in July, where it…
Date Archives March 2012
Believe that life can change, that you're not stuck in vain
American Titans mascot Australian Titans mascot For some reason, the FA Cup has a mascot, and it is an FA Cup trophy. A Stanley Cup trophy mascot could be fun. Put it between the benches during playoff games. In January 1994, the Rockies announced the…
Coming Attractions
The Final Member Sigurdur Hjartarson has devoted four decades to curating the Icelandic Phallogical Museum. As its founder, he's collected a penile specimen from every mammalian species except one—a human. Hjartarson guides us on an incredible and comical journey to procure that elusive penis. At…
All we require is everything
Previously on Adam Riff™: I just finished reading The Magicians by Lev Grossman, and am eager to dive into its sequel, The Magician King. That's what death did, it treated you like a child, like everything you had ever thought and done and cared about…
There were holes in you, the kind that I could not mend
Idea: NCAA Price Is Right. Half the audience is students from one school – say, UCLA – and half is students from another school – UW. Contestants' row is an alternating split – UCLA student, UW student, UCLA student, UW student. Contestants that advance on…
You brought us Taco Bell
At Safeway early Sunday morning, I saw a bunch of unsold green cakes on a folding table and pictured Africans receiving crates of green food later this week. In the parking lot, I saw a Prius with the license plate "ND OPEC" and bird shit…
March Madness
Let's check in on Degrassi: The Next Generation.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
11. Kenny eulogizes Shane [feat. Candlebox and Pearl Jam] (Eastbound and Down, S03E04) Honourable Mention Magical Adventures 1, 2, 3 (Eastbound and Down, S03E04) McFerrin Versus Winslow (Key and Peele, S01E07) Security Breach (South Park, S16E01) Stray Observations Rachel's meltdown over salami (The Amazing Race,…
Doritos Jacked
Locos Marketing