Jon: Is that… Is that a white hair?
B: Yup.
Jon: FUUUUUUUUUU!
B: "But I'm not even 30." I know, I know…
[pause]
B: It's just one white hair. It could be an aberration. And if it's not, your preferred hairstyle is an induction cut. Just maintain it more frequently. You cut your own hair. No additional cost.
Jon: Do you have a Sharpie?
Shieeeeet. I've been pulling grey hairs out of my beard for awhile now. Not often, but they appear.
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White is more conspicuous among black than red.