Alone in a room impervious to heat

Jon: Is that… Is that a white hair?

B: Yup.

Jon: FUUUUUUUUUU!

B: "But I'm not even 30." I know, I know…

[pause]

B: It's just one white hair. It could be an aberration. And if it's not, your preferred hairstyle is an induction cut. Just maintain it more frequently. You cut your own hair. No additional cost.

Jon: Do you have a Sharpie?


2 Comments

    1. Jon 27 Mar 12 at 14:48

      White is more conspicuous among black than red.

      Reply

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