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Eddie Murphy in: 140 Characters

I could foil red light cameras by becoming a vampire.

Idea: Vignettes about people dealing with becoming a vampire – an attention whore who can no longer be captured on camera, a burglar who can no longer enter homes at will, et cetera.

Eddie Murphy in:

—What is the douchiest thing I could wear?
—An Ed Hardy cycling jersey?

• I used an online phone directory and cold-called John Carters in every state asking, "Are you going to see John Carter?"

Jeeves = Andrew Ridgeley.