9. Jimmy Kimmel Pitches OWN Shows to Oprah (Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards, 02-26-12)
Honourable Mention
- Tom and Hal pretend to be gay (Being Human [UK], S04E04)
- Lord of the Dance (Life's Too Short, S01E02)
- Joshua Ledet – "You Pulled Me Through" (American Idol, S11E14)
- Water Fountain Problem (Parks and Recreation, S04E16)
- Jon's warm-up comic for his life (Delocated, S03E05)
Stray Observations
- "He's a UCLA student. What do you expect?" (The Amazing Race, S20E02)
- Shane's walker-y reflection in the broken window (The Walking Dead, S02E10)
- "I think his body's rejecting the Pepsi." (Eastbound and Down, S03E02)
- "Why are you wearing FUBU? That's for them, by them." (Eastbound and Down, S03E02)
- "Sashay off my property where I hold my Kias." (Eastbound and Down, S03E02)
- "I'm just all full of Fanta tonight." (Eastbound and Down, S03E02)
- "See, John, you're not a phony. I don't even think you're a bad guy. But what you are…is a kung. pao. bitch." (WWE Raw, 02-27-12)
- "More of a wind instrument man, I reckon." (Justified, S03E07)
- "There can be only one. magical. negro!" (Key and Peele, S01E05)
- "I'm a Republican. […] I do not believe in handouts." (Survivor, S24E03)
- Satan's trifecta (Modern Family, S03E17)
- The party boat captain is the voice of Stimpy and Bender and Jake the Dog? (Modern Family, S03E17)
- "You're still that sexy little eight-year-old I fell in love with." (Modern Family, S03E17)
- "Didn't you have a sex dream about Fran Sinclair, the mom dinosaur on the TV show Dinosaurs?" (Happy Endings, S02E16)
- "Bitch, it is 5:40!" (Happy Endings, S02E16)
- "I'm not actually black. This is just a giant mole." (Happy Endings, S02E16)
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"Mine [sex dream] was like that scene in Varsity Blues, but instead of winning the district championship, Dave had sex with me repeatedly."
"How is that like Varsity Blues?"
"Jon Voight was coaching us."
"I don't want your life." (Happy Endings, S02E16) - "I signed us up for a mini-triathlon, so if anyone asks, we're dwarves." (Happy Endings, S02E16)
- "I knew you had my My Morning Jacket jacket." (Happy Endings, S02E16)
- Max holds his horses (Happy Endings, S02E16)
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"Why don't you just stop fighting and start enjoying youself?"
"You said the same thing about Krippendorf's Tribe, and now it is one my favourite movies…" (Happy Endings, S02E16) - "Jealousy is not a sweatpant that fits you well." (Happy Endings, S02E16)
- "Judgments are the gluten of thoughts." (Happy Endings, S02E16)
- "I'm kind of the Shaun Brumder of my group." (Happy Endings, S02E16)
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"Penny, you know me. I mean, we've made love."
"Eww."
"I think you mean, ugh-mazing." (Happy Endings, S02E16) - Things that are never not funny: Elisha Cuthbert eating (Happy Endings, S02E16)
- "Every blond actress in the business has done a pilot about a tough but pretty lady cop with special abilities. Mine was called Goodlooking. I played Alexis Goodlooking, who was also good-looking, and my special ability was being good at looking for clues." (30 Rock, S06E10)
- "Bradley never graduated from Syracuse. He's four credits shy of a degree in bro studies." (30 Rock, S06E10)
- "That sofa is made from Seabiscuit." (30 Rock, S06E10)
- "P.S. I Love You is so sad. No one should have to be married to Gerard Butler – or Hilary Swank!" (30 Rock, S06E10)
- Chuck (The Office, S08E17)
- "I'm Pacman Jones!" (Archer, S03E10)
- Marmaduke (Archer, S03E10)
- "You make me sound like some kind of chupacabra, but for dicks." (Archer, S03E10)
- The running voicemail gag this season (Archer, S03E10)
- "You were pushin' rope!" (Archer, S03E10)