There's no religion that could save me

You guys! It's a film about a dark horse that features a literal dark horse!

Hearing the news that her father is suffering with dementia, Dana, a thirtyish Seattle ballet teacher, reluctantly returns to her childhood home on Orcas Island to discover that it is threatened with foreclosure. To save the farm and the family, she must tame her mother's dangerous Friesian horse and ride him to victory in the year's biggest dressage competition. She must also reconcile her warring brothers, and heal a broken heart. [source]

Save a farm, tame a horse, ride him to victory, reconcile warring brothers, heal a broken heart – that's asking a lot from a ballet teacher.

Amazon.com reviews:

Dull, boring movie. No action (except for multiple people falling off a horse).

Really dull movie. Every once in awhile, the lead character would get on a horse and fall off – and that's about it.

Cue 8x playback and "Yakety Sax."

#OMGWTFDVD


Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published.