1. The Road to Somewhere: An American Memoir by James A. Reeves. I retain hope that a local library will someday acquire a copy.
2. A second pair of pants, preferably jeans.
3. A nose hair trimmer, or a petite nail clipper. My existing nail clipper doesn't fit all the way inside my nostrils.
4. A $3.20 container of smoked mozzarella pasta salad at Whole Foods.
When Adam Robot's screen press is operational, I'm gonna pester him to create a bunch of faux uni wear for me – UNBRC (University of Nevada, Black Rock City), SUNY Betamax, a play on Belushi's "College" sweater that reads "Grad School" or "Unemployment"…