—Hey, I need help with my Christmas display.
—North Polea, Santanamo Bay, Elf…schwitz.
—The theme of the display is "The War on Christmas."
—What about a nativity scene? Cover everyone's heads with black hoods.
Saturday Night Live should have two writing staffs that alternate episodes like Infinity Ward and Treyarch alternated production of Call of Duty games. It could reduce the number of half-assed sketches.