—Surely there are people who wish to join a fraternity but don't receive any bids. —I hear the Greek council or whatever will find houses for them. —Charity cases? —One of my classmates in high school applied to all then-eight UCs and was somehow rejected…
Date Archives November 2011
Between Pacific Coasts
FLAVOR BLASTED…with vanilla. What is "sockboarding"? Urban Dictionary: "The act of masturbation utilizing a sock or women's [sic] panyhose." No. Xtreme the vanilla-cupcake-blasted goldfish is definitely not the super star of jacking off with a sock. Fish don't masturbate anyway. ChaCha: "Sock Boarding is when…
Anxiety Farts
My favourite film of the year so far is Austria's Michael (2011), about a paedophile and the 10-year-old boy he holds captive in the basement of his home. It contains some indelible scenes and would pair well with Dogtooth for a double feature. I saw…
10th and Crenshaw
—Hey, is your iPhone a 4S? —No. —Is your iPhone a 4S? —Nope. —Is that the latest iPhone? —Yeah. —Can I borrow it for a minute? —Sure. —Thanks. Excuse me… —What can I help you with? —Are any retailers offering Black Friday deals on pubic…
Women's Lasers
The music section of ESPN's website is an odd place.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
46. Sorbet (The League, S03E08) Honourable mention: » Someone Like You (Saturday Night Live, S37E06) » Carrie and Brody seemingly lay all their cards on the table (Homeland, S01E07) » Double True Daily Doubles (Jeopardy!, 11-14-11) » WWE in 5 Seconds (WWE Raw, 11-14-11) »…
I'm building a still to slow down the time
Last post on Los Angeles, and unsurprisingly, it's about food. Excluding old favourites I re-visited like Zankou's garlic sauce and Diddy Riese's chocolate chip cookies… Hits // Foie Gras, Biscuit, and Maple Sausage Gravy (Animal) // Bacon Chocolate Crunch Bar with Salt and Pepper Ice…
Pass No Bills, Will Obstruct
Will LAX offer free wi-fi already? Every other major airport in California does. I read Colson Whitehead's Zone One whilst in Los Angeles. I wish I could compose sentences like his. —The Exes. Newman on Seinfeld, Turk on Scrubs… Who is the woman? —Sally on…