I don't own any albums, I don't know anything

—Surely there are people who wish to join a fraternity but don't receive any bids.
—I hear the Greek council or whatever will find houses for them.
—Charity cases?

—One of my classmates in high school applied to all then-eight UCs and was somehow rejected from all eight. Asian student too…


Sports journalists will note when a college football game is a homecoming game, like it means something. "The team lost its homecoming game." Okay…

—For all other games, we eat both chametz and matzah.

Who returns for college homecoming, besides honourees?

Also: College yearbooks – whuck?


Idea: Survivor: High School Reunion. Two tribes, rival schools, same graduating class, assorted students.


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