—Hey, is your iPhone a 4S?
—No.

—Is your iPhone a 4S?
—Nope.

—Is that the latest iPhone?
—Yeah.
—Can I borrow it for a minute?
—Sure.
—Thanks. Excuse me…

—What can I help you with?
—Are any retailers offering Black Friday deals on pubic hair trimmers?

• Can you name the traps in Home Alone?
• Can you name the traps in Home Alone 2?

Idea: A Home Alone reboot set during the Renaissance. Kevino Michelallister befriends Leonardo da Vinci, thwarts bandits with da Vinci's inventions.