INT. ADAM RIFF™ WRITERS' ROOM – MORNING
—"The Top 100 Musical Instruments of 2011" – a parody of lists presented with no hint of parody.
—I dunno… Writing blurbs for 100 instruments? What do we have to say about a bassoon? And then ranking them…
—Ranking will be easy. 1. Guitar. 2…
—Whoa whoa whoa! 1. Guitar? You mean, 1. Piano.
—Name a song that piano doesn't enhance! It's the Sriracha of music!
—1. Piano, 2. Harmonica, 3. Trumpet, 4. Cello, 5. Sampler…
Konami should update and release Circus Charlie as a mobile game.
INT. COSTCO – AFTERNOON
—Oh sweet! Six packs of muffins. Way more manageable than twelve packs.
—Sorry. We only sell muffins by the dozen. You need to buy another six pack.
—What? If I can only buy a dozen muffins, why do you package them in packs of six?
—Mix and match. More choice.
—Well, I choose to be able to finish all the muffins I buy!
Malcolm and Malcom Floyd have an unusual bond. The older brother was allowed to name his sibling to discourage rivalries, and named him after himself. The spelling variation is their father's doing. [source]