It smells like fur and jizz in here

Let's say you were to win the lottery and never have to worry about money or working again. Only under the condition that you can never leave the state of Montana. Would you take it? [source]

Josh: Yeah. Montana is beautiful. If you had said Iowa, I would have probably said "no."
Jon: "No" to decent metropolitan areas?
Josh: What's worse than Iowa? Maine.
Jon: You'd rather be confined in Montana than Maine? Maine has a coast!

Am I "Bill Gates" set for life or just "paid annually over 20 years" set for life? I might accept if I could import and build anything I wanted.


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  1. Adam 02 Nov 11 at 10:40

    Apparently I missed the memo on how much Montana sucks. Aside from the lack of touring acts coming through, the state isn't all that bad. In fact, the more people I meet from big cities that are visiting here, they seem to be really receptive to it. I'm not really defending, because for certain types of people it would be hell, but for others it just works.

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