Yes, Kanye. PLEASE DO!!!
"He even showed up at Occupy Wall Street."
…wearing gold teeth and flannel by Givenchy. Kanye West doesn't care about brown people.
Kanye: [ahem] I got a plan. Run away fast as you can.
Idea: An ESPN spelling bee. Contestants try to spell the names of various athletes for a $100,000 prize.
You may omit capitalization and diacritics, but you must include any spaces, hyphens, or apostrophes. Moreover, as athlete nomenclature is illogical, you may misspell once – double-elimination format.
—Is he an active athlete?
—Which sport does he play?
—Which team does he play for?
—Kiehl Frazier. K-Y-L…E, space, F-R-A-Z-I-E-R. Kiehl Frazier.
Have the promoters of this festival listened to Cobra Starship? Or any music since the turn of the millennium?
The "genitalia" are obviously clothed in green for chroma keying. I'd like to see the raw footage.