Vicarious Trypanophobia

EINN

Yes, Kanye. PLEASE DO!!!

"He even showed up at Occupy Wall Street."

[pause]

…wearing gold teeth and flannel by Givenchy. Kanye West doesn't care about brown people.

Kanye: [ahem] I got a plan. Run away fast as you can.

TVEIR

Idea: An ESPN spelling bee. Contestants try to spell the names of various athletes for a $100,000 prize.

You may omit capitalization and diacritics, but you must include any spaces, hyphens, or apostrophes. Moreover, as athlete nomenclature is illogical, you may misspell once – double-elimination format.

—Kiehl Frazier.
—Is he an active athlete?
—Yes.
—Which sport does he play?
—College football.
—Which team does he play for?
—Auburn.

—30 seconds…
—Kiehl Frazier. K-Y-L…E, space, F-R-A-Z-I-E-R. Kiehl Frazier.
[ding]

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.

—Marc Rzepczynski.

ÞRÍR

Have the promoters of this festival listened to Cobra Starship? Or any music since the turn of the millennium?

FJÓRIR

The "genitalia" are obviously clothed in green for chroma keying. I'd like to see the raw footage.

FIMM

Halloween or Williamsburg

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