Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

42. Unfit to appear in public, Scott Hall appears in public
(E:60 – "The Wrestler: The Scott Hall Story," 10-19-11)

Honourable mention:
» Sketching Richard (Boardwalk Empire, S02E04)
» Damian Lewis masturbates in front of a topless Morena Baccarin (Homeland, S01E03)
» Selena Gomez (South Park, S15E10) (American Horror Story, S01E03)
How'd it get burned?


Stray observations:

Zach Galifianakis: You made him Mexican. In this country. They'll be all over him!
Patton Oswalt: I made him a Mexican airline pilot! The two things cancel each other out.
(Bored to Death, S03E02)

Galifianakis: Throw in another one of these pilot outfits.
Oswalt: I could have a fat pilot outfit in 20 minutes.
Galifianakis: No, I need one. This isn't for you.
Oswalt: -__-
(Bored to Death, S03E02)

Jane: You cannot give up so easily. What are you, LeBron in the fourth quarter? [affected laugh] I don't know what it means either, but Brad…Brad says it all the time.
(Happy Endings, S02E04)

Brad: You always have to do your own Max thing.
Max: My Max thing? What, being funny and surprising? And people are like, "There's Max. Watch what happens." Then other people are like, "Very funny." And then other people are like, "Characters welcome."
(Happy Endings, S02E04)

Max: Right now, I have to prioritize my hate, and it goes: her, cooked green peppers, and then back to you, champ.
(Happy Endings, S02E04)

Hayden: I am not going back to that NORMS!
(American Horror Story, S01E03)

Kevin: Taco, that's Matthew Berry.
Taco: Mr. Sunshine?
(The League, S03E03)

Andre: Tell me a girl who's not a fan of Mission: Impossible II.
(The League, S03E03)

Andre: You're the Mike Tolbert of my life!
(The League, S03E03)

On the eve of its 10th anniversary (same as Grand Theft Auto III's!), highlights from the first episode of Pardon the Interruption.

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