I decorated my porch with shark fin soup, foie gras, and Taco Bell's beef, and am eager to distribute Candy Corn Dots to children as a zombie Foxconn factory employee.
Date Archives October 2011
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
You know you watch too much television when you recognize Piney's cabin on Sons of Anarchy as the cabin in the season one finale of Justified. 43. Boardwalk Empire sizzle reel (Boardwalk Empire, S02E05) Honourable mention: » Mid-stairwell sex (Boss, S01E01) » Frasier discards severed…
I was bored before I even began
About half of the nation's 50,000 motels are owned or controlled by immigrants who trace their origin to the state of Gujarat in western India, many with the last name Patel. But hundreds of those hotel and motel owners now are fighting foreclosure, while others…
Jack Butt Munch Ass Dumb Butt
Previously on Adam Riff™: Before I owned an MP3 player, I burned a spindle full of unmarked CD-R mixes, and I thought it would be fun to randomly re-visit one track by track. Electric boogaloo! 1. Hilltop Hoods – "1979" Jonny Nail nominated this song…
Vicarious Trypanophobia
EINN Yes, Kanye. PLEASE DO!!! "He even showed up at Occupy Wall Street." [pause] …wearing gold teeth and flannel by Givenchy. Kanye West doesn't care about brown people. Kanye: [ahem] I got a plan. Run away fast as you can. TVEIR Idea: An ESPN spelling…
Bill Hall + Hitting Weakness
Previously on Adam Riff™: GH: We shot this mockumentary thing about — because everybody used to joke that Rob looked like Haley Joel Osment — Rob playing Haley Joel Osment in his twenties, years later, and Charlie played Frankie Muniz years later. UM Shame that…
Less Saving. More Doing.
Jon: Oooh! Thrice is playing in Los Angeles during my trip. Where is the Mayan? Ogre: Downtown. Near Staples. Jon: Oof. That's like four hours round-trip via public transportation. I've endured it before, though. Jon: I haven't been back to Los Angeles since…2008? The Dark…
Gimcrack and Bunkum
UN From the culinary imagineers behind setting sweet potatoes that look like charcoal on fire, and noodles made from chicken: Chocolate, Pumpkin Pie I'm tempted to fly to Chicago just to try it. DEUX Poor Mark Romanek. He wants to be Stanley Kubrick, and Hollywood…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
42. Unfit to appear in public, Scott Hall appears in public (E:60 – "The Wrestler: The Scott Hall Story," 10-19-11) Honourable mention: » Sketching Richard (Boardwalk Empire, S02E04) » Damian Lewis masturbates in front of a topless Morena Baccarin (Homeland, S01E03) » Selena Gomez (South…