The OC Register's UCLA beat reporter

For the fourth consecutive year on Adam Riff™, I ask, Which one of my football teams will torment me more this season: my Bruins or my Bears?

Despite the Bears reaching the NFC Championship game last season and revamping their offensive line, and despite the Bruins playing two (and possibly three) quarterbacks and the toughest schedule in the Pac-12, I'm picking Chicago. I've got a bad feeling about this season.

• George Lucas' trolling of Star Wars fans is reaching incredible points of hilarity.