"Do you take Discover?"
"No."
– every restaurant in New York City
Superhero Idea: A sensitive man with impenetrable skin.
You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every voice you hear—for the rest of your life—sound like Bravo's ad voice-over guy.
When you see a film, all dialogue will sound (to your ears) like it's being spoken by Bravo's ad voice-over guy.
If you listen to music, all lyrics will sound like they're being performed by Bravo's ad voice-over guy.
If you talk to yourself, your voice will sound like Bravo's ad voice-over guy (but it will only sound this way to you).
Would you swallow the pill?
• Classic VMA Performances: A Gif Wall
I dug Imaginary Forces' broadcast packaging for this year's show.
How does an awards show that hosted performances by 2 Live Crew and Marilyn Manson not book OFWGKTA (to perform)?
When the Grammys outbook you, it's time to quit. Heck, fuckin' Saturday Night Live landed Radiohead for its season premiere.
• Elliott Smith performs "Miss Misery" at the 70th Annual Academy Awards
At the time, his performance was a curiosity. In retrospect, it is surreal.