The Sting II

"Do you take Discover?"
"No."
– every restaurant in New York City

Superhero Idea: A sensitive man with impenetrable skin.

You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every voice you hear—for the rest of your life—sound like Bravo's ad voice-over guy.

When you see a film, all dialogue will sound (to your ears) like it's being spoken by Bravo's ad voice-over guy.

If you listen to music, all lyrics will sound like they're being performed by Bravo's ad voice-over guy.

If you talk to yourself, your voice will sound like Bravo's ad voice-over guy (but it will only sound this way to you).

Would you swallow the pill?


Classic VMA Performances: A Gif Wall

I dug Imaginary Forces' broadcast packaging for this year's show.

How does an awards show that hosted performances by 2 Live Crew and Marilyn Manson not book OFWGKTA (to perform)?

When the Grammys outbook you, it's time to quit. Heck, fuckin' Saturday Night Live landed Radiohead for its season premiere.

Elliott Smith performs "Miss Misery" at the 70th Annual Academy Awards
At the time, his performance was a curiosity. In retrospect, it is surreal.

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